7 Lessons in Successful Self-Employment from "Weeds"

I have a new love -- and it's not a man or ayour market research to understand the needs
house or a car. It's an edgy Showtime televisionand problems of your target market.4. The failure
suburban satire, "Weeds", in which Mary Louiseof most businesses is due to undercapitalization.
Parker plays a widowed soccer mom, NancyNancy's personal expenses are exceeding her
Botwin, in a fictional subdivision of Los Angelesincome, and she approaches her supplier, Heylia,
called Agrestic. Nancy struggles with the suddento give her inventory on credit. Heylia laughs in her
death of her husband from a heart attack andface, but after Nancy begs, she's permitted to
agonizes how she'll support her family in theirhock her leased Land Rover and multi-carat
upper-class lifestyle. Not having any discernablewedding ring with Heylia to get the quantity of
job skills, Nancy discovers the lucrative income inpot that she needs for the week.Lesson: Being
being the local neighbor pot dealer.The show isself-employed is a financial roller-coaster ride. Have
quirky, irreverent, and raunchy. The dysfunctionalfinancial reserves in place before you start your
family dynamics are hysterical, especially whenbusiness so that you can pay your bills until you
her unemployed pot-head brother-in-law, Andy,begin making a profit. And, if you come up short
arrives on her doorstep. Her interactions andof cash, try negotiation with your suppliers or
affection for her supplier, a black ghetto familyvendors for more favorable payment terms.5.
headed by matriarch Heylia James, and Heylia'sSlow and steady wins the business growth race.
unwed pregnant daughter and ne'er-do-well son,Nancy becomes heady with her sales success in
Conrad, are a stark contrast to her daily life inher suburb and begins to eye other markets so
Agrestic. And, the broad social and politicalshe can make even more money. While on the
statements that are constant undercurrents inlocal college campus seeking a tutor for her son,
the series are really just right on the money.Thisshe realizes the campus is a ready-made market
show is a big shift for me -- I'm probably the onlyfor pot and is initially very successful in capturing
person my age who's never done any type ofthat market. However, what she doesn't realize is
drug -- so admitting I love a show about athat she is treading on another dealer's territory
pot-dealing suburban mom is strange, I admit.(one of the campus security officers), and in a
What's most fun for me to watch is Nancy'smock arrest on campus by this officer, she loses
development as a entrepreneurial businesswomanabout $15,000 worth of inventory. When she tells
who's going to do what it takes to be the mostHeylia what happened, Heylia just laughs and tells
successful weed dealer in Agrestic. There's notNancy she's been "jacked" by another dealer, and
alot of difference between Nancy and me in thethat's the price she pays for trying to grow too
quest to build successful businesses, except thatfast.Lesson: Great success in your business will
my business is legal, of course, and I don't havemake you want to conquer the world. However,
to dodge bullets in drive-by shootings at myquick expansion without proper planning makes
supplier's house.Here are some great lessons onmany a business owner go belly-up. Plan for the
building a business from suburban pot mom Nancygrowth of your business, and include that growth
Botwin:1. Fish where the fish are. Due to herin your business plans and vision statements so
friendship with her accountant, Doug Wilsonthat it's a natural evolution of your business.6. To
(played by Kevin Nealon), and his group of friends,be successful, you need your family's support.
Nancy quickly realizes that Agrestic is a wonderfulNancy tries to be an "moral" pot dealer and
market for her product. She finds a great sourcerefuses to sell to children, or permit anyone
of pot and is easily able to sell it, as her upscaleworking for her to sell to children. In the same
target market is eager to buy and can easilyvein, she tries to shield her children from the true
afford her prices.Lesson: Know your targetnature of her business, not wanting to set a bad
market. Are they male or female? What ageexample for them (see the irony in this series?).
group? What industry? What socio-economicHowever, secrets are hard to keep from
group? Where do they hang out on- and off-line?teenagers. In an act of rebellion, Silas, her 15
What do they read? To what groups andyear-old son, tells her he doesn't have to follow
associations (real and virtual, personal andher rules any longer, throwing in her face that she
professional) do they belong? How much moneyhas no right to tell him what do to since she's
do they make? Can they easily afford yourselling pot. When she tells Andy, her
product or service?2. It's all about benefits, notbrother-in-law, about the situation, Andy tells her
features. Doug discovers a cheap source ofthat Silas is just angry with her because she has
medical marijuana in a clinic in LA and thinks he'slied to him about how she's making money.Lesson:
discovered a gold mine. However, in order to useDeciding to run your own business can be the
the clinic, he has to get a prescription for medicalquickest road to divorce or family alienation. Keep
marijuana from a shady physician and then driveyour family updated on what's happening in your
an hour into the city every time he needs a refill.business, especially if you run a business that's
Nancy offers him the opportunity to buy thegoing to keep you away from them on an
same stuff locally, without the drive, and noongoing basis. Family rules, structure, and
prescription needed.Lesson: People do businessexpectations may need to shift for awhile, and
with you because you can help them solve athe more that you family can be a part of
problem. They care little about how you solve itcreating that change, the healthier and happier you
(the features of the solution). They just want youall will be.7. The Lone Ranger didn't ride alone. As
to make the problem go away so that they haveNancy reviews her life lessons in entrepreneurship
one less thing to worry about (the benefits ofduring Season 1, she realizes that it's hard work
doing business with you).3. Understand the needsrunning a business by herself. She invites her
of your target market. Nancy takes a trip to LAaccountant and attorney (two of her best clients),
to check out the medical marijuana clinic, andher brother-in-law, another dealer, and son of her
discovers a sheer cornucopia of pot, available insupplier to go into business with her and help her
more varieties than she'd ever imagined. This visitgrow her territory and make it all work.Lesson:
makes her realize that she's buying theYou're great at the core service you provide to
bottom-of-the-barrel weed and gives her supplieryour clients, but you can't be good at everything,
a list of the "good stuff" that her clients reallynor should you try to be. Create two lists, one of
want. Then, to give her clients a better high forwhat you love to do, and the other of what you
their buck (and enable her clients to hide theirhate to do. Do what you do best (and love to do)
marijuana use), she begins to package the pot inand delegate the rest to your support team.
various baked goods that she makes in her homeSpend your time more profitably looking for
kitchen. One client cleans her out of baked goodsopportunities rather than wasting it on tasks that
in one visit.Lesson: Give your clients what theyyou can hire out much more cheaply and
want, not what you think they need. Manyefficiently than by trying to do it all
service business owners head into theyourself.Business lessons show up in many
marketplace and have no idea if they offer ashapes, forms, and sizes. Tune in to the next
product or service that the public wants. Or, theyseason of "Weeds" and see what's in store for
offer what they think is good for a client ratherNancy as she builds her suburban pot empire.
than what will solve a client's pressing problem. Do